I’m in a secret cave dressed all in rubber and I spot a tiny gross little man. I poke at him and want to squ,ish him. Let’s pretend it’s you and I’m a sexy wetsuit giantess! I’m curious but not too sure what I should do with you. Shall I capture you and make you my little pet? You’re like a gross little insect. I wonder if you are edible, let me taste you! You’re a bit salty, have you been playing in the sea? I’m not sure whether to crush you or eat you. Don’t be scared, I will keep you safe in my tummy. Such a tiny, tiny little man. I thought you were a little insect, I quite enjoy that you are scared of me and I like taunting you. Maybe I could sit on you with my rubbery butt. You look so tiny and pathetic, I must seem absolutely giant to you! I still don’t know what to do with you, maybe I should keep you in a little cage, or shall I gobble you up and swallow you whole? Come and get into my cosy mouth.