Church every single Sunday is such a bore. You sit there for way too long listening to someone droning on and on about all the different reasons you are going to hell. You've been going anyways though, just because it's what you're supposed to do. You've tried behaving yourself, tried being good... but look where that's gotten you. I think you should ditch the Sunday church service entirely, you could have much more fun at home with me. Spend your Sunday worshipping me instead.