I'm flattered that you'd ask me out! Really- you seem like a nice guy. I just.. well- I have a thing for guys on the.. bigger side, if you know what I mean. That's not to say you're below average! I guess I'm just a bit of a size queen, and I just can't see a nerd like you living up to my standards. But.. if it means that much to you, why don't you go ahead and show me? If you're as big as you say you are, I might get addicted to that cock. And well.. I'm not a fan of condoms, are you?