You are employed by the Defence but unfortunately, your performance has been quite unsatisfactory! As your Commanding Officer, I have had you summons to my office to discuss your pathetic ability that is not up to the required standard of the armed . I do find these conversations rather tedious so I will be enjoying a cigarette while I dress you down, humiliate your masculinity and inform you of just how weak and disgraceful your current attempts in the defence have been! However, you will find it hard to focus on the words you hear as you are mesmerized by your Commanding Officer who inhales and exhales a white filter cigarette...