Today is the day! I finally have an interview with my DREAM JOB!- designing lingerie for the best intimates brand in the WORLD. I'm so excited for my interview, so I prep myself and wait. While waiting, I notice a remote on the coffee table and a note that says "DO NOT TOUCH--REMOTE CLOTHING STRIPPER". I take note of that and pick it up and start pressing buttons. Writing it off as someone's idea of a joke or dead batteries, I get back to prepping myself for my interview. Suddenly, my hand goes BONKERS!! I lose control and it starts stripping off my jacket and eventually my blouse. I beg and plead, but my hand continues to go crazy, stripping me down from my pencil skirt to just my blue lingerie!! Then it reaches for my panties! I'm panicked and so embarrassed, but before long I'm down to just my fully fashioned stockings and sky high blue stilletos-and those quickly come off!! I'm so embarrassed that all I can do is crawl out, completely naked and exposed-on my hand and knees.