Listen, you can deny your being gay if you want. But you're not fooling me. And if you're curious, I could tell you all about the Princess Hole and even how to use it. I'm gay, but we don't use that hole really. And straights are super weird about it, they think that place is just for one thing only. But the gay guys have it figured out... and I'd love to tell you about the Princess Hole. If you're ready.