I am an interior designer and I am here to inspect all the cracks and get your home ship shape. Unaware to me my jeans are low and my but crack is out.. I fart and blame the floorboards but I keep on farting.. I go into the kitchen and show you a big crack on the wall.. Unaware to me there is an even bigger crack hanging out of my jeans... I lose my pen and then realise it’s in my buttcrack.. I fart over and over and try to ignore it. Now to the hallway i get stuck checking for cracks and my buttcrack really hangs out i realise and keep on farting over and over in embarrassment. I think I will see myself out... #buttcrack #jeans #asscrack #evamarie #farting #jeans