So what's in your plans this evening? Don't tell me, I'll guess - staying home and masturbating! Of course, because the girls you want to fuck won't touch you with a ten foot pole. Besides, admit it to yourself, you're not exactly a sociable creature - lurking in your bedroom and stroking it all day... Lol, I could go on and on with so many reasons why the only option you have been left with is intense and fervent self pleasure. It doesn't have to be a sad and boring stroke - you could amuse yourself and make it easier for me to laugh at you by further demonstrating your sex skills. Surely your date will be more impressed if you "train" yourself lol. You could even edge to spice it up a little, stroke your cock really fast and then release. You could switch hands, you could jerk it as I mock and laugh at you or you could make it even more pathetic and slurp it all up. If no one else will, you might as well taste that sticky, juicy load...