Today I had a lovely Christmas dinner with my family. All of the food was so delicious! I was having a great evening up until my family started getting mad that I ate so much of the food. Did they expect me to wait around forever until they finished eating? I was super hungry and figured they didn't want anymore. Unfortunately for them, I was still hungry even after eating "WAY TOO MUCH" of the food. Pfft. I'll show them. I'll show them how hungry I really am. I've locked the doors and windows, so there's no getting out. I'm going to find and eat them all. My stomach grows each time I swallow someone, getting bigger until I cannot eat any more. Ahhh, how satisfying. Eating so much also made me SUPER gassy. I can't help but burp a bunch! After my meals, I'm finally satisfied and lay down for a much needed Christmas nap.