Are you kidding me with this allowance raise? This is pathetic. I want more. Pedicures and lunch with my friends isn't cheap, stepdad! What do you mean "No"? I don't think you have ANY room to say NO to me! Want to know why? Because when you sent me out to do chores in the garden, I found a HUGE stash of gay porn magazines in the garden shed. Do you know what else I found under the lawnmower? YOUR HUGE DILDO. Have you been fucking your ass while you tell stepmom you're "fixing" the mower? God, you're disgusting. I am going to tell stepmom! Unless...you give me more money. Let's be honest, if stepmom leaves you, you'll be ruined and homeless. No man would want you either, since you're so out of shape and ugly! So give me more money and I won't make your stupid gay life an absolute living hell.