I wanted to conduct your interview in a comfortable setting. I have had complaints that I make potential candidates nervous, and tense. All you have to do is answer some simple questions, and while you do I will take notes. Please ask me to repeat the question, if necessary. Oh, I do apologize. My allergies are playing up, today. My sneezes often take me by surprise, and they are so powerful that I can’t contain them. Do you need a tissue? I seem to have covered you in snot. I wanted to show you this cute new skirt, even if it is inappropriate. Wow, my sneezes are so intense, and they seem to all go in your direction.