Good afternoon, and how can I help you?  You came in to ask for a raise? Didn't I just give you one last quarter? Hmmmm....  So you want an answer right now?  That seems a bit like bullying... Bullying the boss? Well, my dear, I can bully right back! I walk around all day in these boots... I walk around in super thick socks. All  day. Every day.  What does this have to do with your raise? Well, you're going to do a little something for me and it's positively embarassing! Are you ready?  Let me unzip a boot, reveal my dirty, sweaty slouch socks! And you want a raise?! It's pretty obvious what's going to happen next... You're going to do something humiliating for me. You're going to get down on the ground and smell, lick and kiss my dirty slouch socks! I help you along with the endeavor, but if you're going to want that financial raise as well, you're going to have to tuck that dick back in your pants and come back later!