Hey Boss, I need to talk to you. These man pigs you've hired around the office are on my last good nerve... We need to take care of this. NOW. Oh? You don't like MY attitude? Well, how would you like if I went to the news about this? How about this proposition: We BOTH get a raise by the time I walk out this door. First, let's start with licking my cold sweaty pantyhose feet. Because you keep this office WAY too cold. Next, I'm going to handcuff you to your office chair. Then, I'll make you huff my shoes! But... I don't see a boner? Why? Are you not turned on or do you just have an insanely small penis?! Well, lets just find out and lock you up in this little metal chastity cage I have. You're mine now, boss. All fucking mine!