Script written by Newschool2626 (Twitter: @newschool2626). You are my next door neighbor in my apartment building. I come knocking at your door because you were making so much noise last night that I could not study for my test at all. You tell me to just "deal with it" and that makes me very upset. I really don't want to argue with you so I decide come back with a peace offering, a little pasty from Colombia that will help us be friends again. You eat the pastry only to find out that you have been shrunk. I want to be your new landlord and you are now condemned to reside in my butt crack.