Welcome to my erectile dysfunction clinic. It is not uncommon for men like you, men who are past their physical prime, to have issues getting their cocks hard. Lucky for you, the research I've been doing at my clinic has yielded promising results. We have figured out that men who eat their own cum have a 90% erection recovery rate. We also have evidence to show that eating your own cum lowers the risk for testicular cancer and raises sperm yield for those trying to conceive. I know this is your first time eating cum. Follow my instructions. Lay on my medical table, take off your pants and start stroking. Watch as I flash my pantyhose covered ass to you while you stroke. You will receive a medical cum-countdown, this is for your health after all!