Let's have a chat while your gf is running late. She might not see it but I do. I see you for who you really are, A LOSER. And I have so many reasons to think that, especially when she tells me EVERYTHING, even about your sex life. I'll tell you all the embarrassing things she's too nice to tell you about. Mostly because I don't care if I hurt your feelings, I love being the mean bitchy best friend ;)