You've always been and will always be a worthless loser. For as long as you can remember, your only sexual companion has been your own five fingers. That grub of a dick could never come close to pleasing a woman, and hell, it hardly even pleases you anymore! A "normal" sex life has never been something you've been able to achieve. Your cock is an absolute failure that needs to be dealt with by locking it away. Being locked up is what you truly deserve and handing over the keys and the power is the greatest thrill you've felt in a long time.