Staying away from your vices is a difficult task for a gooner like you. Stroking yourself stupid day after day just feels too good to resist, doesn’t it? I make it easy to indulge and satisfy your desires, drawing you in with just the right words to have you aching and begging for more. You’re lucky to be able to afford what is now turning into quite the addiction, working tirelessly to fund your expensive obsession. You’ve even begun to like that aspect, paying for endless pleasure, driving yourself further into your gooner abyss.