You are so fucking obsessed with me and are desperate to serve me in any way that I see fit, even if that means developing a toilet fetish and chewing on my dookie logs as I mindwash you with my thick ass. You've always been an ass man, but you're going to take your love of my juicy buns to a whole other level as my brand new human toilet! Sure, the thought of being a sh i t eater might have you a little hesitant at first, but anything that comes out of my sacred asshole is a delicacy that you are honored and eager to devour! Open wide and eat sh i t, dookie slut, as my asshole annihilates your stinky mouth!!!