Your mom hasn’t been the same since your dad left. One night she comes home from man-hunting at the bars and stumbles into your room to complain about the dating scene. She puts her feet up on your bed and asks you to rub them as she talks about how much she needs a man around the house to take care of her needs. She spreads her legs, revealing she’s not wearing panties under her dress, and you see your opportunity to step up and be the man of the house. Mom suddenly sees you in a whole new light, and she climbs into your bed and welcomes you back inside the hole you came out of.