More often then not, I wake up alone and my girlfriend has already left for work. It's routine, so I never expect this. I got up and came into the bathroom. Still yawning rubbing my eyes and tired. I want to get my day rolling. I sit and pee loud and long stream from holding it all night. Then I have gas cramps I am trying to 'go', I drop a few small plops, and rub and pat my aching belly. I am abnormally loud in my grunting today, I strain and push and have a little more success. Yet, I have to admit it was eerie and creepy, kind of felt like I was being watch.. and it turned out I was! Just when I am near finishing I finally heard a little rustling towards the shower and my girlfriend flings open the shower curtain, revealing she had been there enjoying the show all along. She scared the junk out of me! I jumped and nearly fell off the toilet. then the embarrassment set in! I demand her to go back behind the shower curtain to let me finish. She keeps insisting to continue viewing before she finally listens