Hello, darling! A little bird told me that today is your anniversary. How long have you been married to that fat, ugly cow you call a wife? I bet you have some romantic plans for your special night, don't you? You're probably going to a fancy dinner and evening out. Your wife will probably expect you to fuck her today, but that isn't going to happen. At your age, you can't get it up so easily, and I'm going to take the orgasm from you right here and now! You're going to jerk off to me so you can't have sex with your stupid spouse. Oops! Guess that ruins your anniversary, huh? That's just too bad!