Last time I spanked you, you jizzed all over my legs, you pervert! I promised you a punishment for that, and now here I am, wearing boots, jeans and my Aran sweater, about to make good on that promise. From now on, I don't want you to call me 'cousin' any more. No, I'm FAR more important than that! You can call me 'Mommy Stephanie', and I'm going to use my wooden spoon, my wooden hairbrush, AND my severe wooden paddle on your ass while you're over my knee. Come along; you're going to get a punishment you'll never forget, right now!