It's about time you showed up, toilet slut! We have a messy situation on our hands. I'm in labor and do NOT want to make a stinky mess in front of a bunch of doctors while giving birth, so I decided to ingest a full bottle of laxatives to clear out my bowels, and now my asshole is eroding with soft dookie swirls and causing stinky messy chaos!!!! Every time I have a contraction my asshole pushes out another chocolaty explosion and destroys my bathroom! The LAST thing I need to deal with right now is a clogged toilet, so I'm summoning you to do your filthy duty and open up wide so I can annihilate YOUR toilet bowl mouth instead until my bowels are completely cleared and licked clean of my dirty swampy mess!! **Today's your lucky day, ass licker. This clip contains my bare nude booty hole for you to ogle and sniff as you eat my doo doos.