Take a trip back with me to the summer of love. Meet me at the corner of Haight and "Ass-bury" and let me fire up your lava lamp! It's my happening and it freaks me out! I'm all about "free love" so I'm going to guide you through a sensual masturbation session that is sure to result in an awesome, trippy experience you'll never forget.  I know my cute bohemian garb obscures my psychedelic curves, but you know these clothes won't be on for long. It's groovy to be naked! You may have heard of Woodstock, but I have a "wood-cock" that's even more intense and pleasurable. If you follow my lead, you'll be hearing music by the time I'm through! You know what they say, if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with - and I intend to help you do just that!