Valentine's day is coming and i still don't have a date.I went to Cupidon to give me a little help but I think he made a mistake.He gave me a ton of gas.I can't hold in any fart.That's why all my dates went wrong in the last time.But it seems like you like my farts.You would be a great date.So stay with me and enjoy my farts.I let out long nasty ones.I have a surprise for you.Under my robe I have a sexy lingerie.I bend over to show you my ass while I fart.I tease you and talk dirty so I turn you on even more with my stinky nasty farts.