There is no point of even thinking about being in a relationship with a woman. When they find out that you’re a brown stool eater, they are going to be done with you. Just forget about ever being with a woman again because it’s not possible. You should finally just accept that you are always going to be a toilet. The luckiest thing that can happen for you in this life, is being my toilet. You will never have a real relationship with a woman because you love being a toilet so fucking much. Hang it up, pussy! You don’t deserve to be loved. You deserve to be used like a cold porcelain object. That’s it!