So today I found the nicest little American diner not far from me. I’ve never been to an American diner before so thought I’d give it a go. Whilst I was waiting for my meal I decided to head to the bathroom and have my own fun. Only thing was the bathroom was right next to the kitchen where they were making my meal for me. So I had to try keep quiet. All I will say is, I’m sure they knew what I did when I came out and I was all red and flustered