You’ll have nothing but time on your hands for Valentine’s Day this year won’t you? You don’t have anything better to do. And I know you’re already resigned to a life without pussy. So you’re most definitely not getting laid. I believe that everyone, even slaves like you, deserves a little bit of affection. So, I took it upon myself to set you up on a little date. I’ve set you up with someone you know very well, someone who you’re really close to, and frankly the only person I knew who’d be willing to go ALL the way with you. Can you guess who? - AND MORE - Twitter: @worshipindia Website: worshipindia.co Wishlist: thrn.co/u/indiachanel