In the confessional booth, I tell you all of the sinnings I have been up to. I've been flirting with boys and going to parties! Even worse, I haven't been attending church every weekend or regularly reading my Bible. The last time I confessed to you, you took me over your lap and spanked me with a Bible. I think I need you to do that again today, really teach me a lesson. I can hear you getting hot and bothered in the booth next to me. Are you jerking off under your robe as I tell you filthy stories? You are, aren't you! I always knew my confessionals were jerk-off material for you. I'm going to tease you even harder this time. I am going to tease your celibate self with my sheer lingerie and cute ass. That's right preacher, jerk harder. It might help reform my sinning ways.