This is your Valentine's Day wish?! To see your girlfriend dressed as a pig. I've been starving myself trying to lose this weight for you! This is how you treat me? You never wanted me to lose this weight?! Then it wasn't coincidence that every time I brought up cutting back that you'd come home from work with trays of "leftovers" from some corporate event? You've enjoyed watching my willpower faulter. You want me to give into gluttony, don't you? To be your greedy gluttonous sow. Aren't I that already? Just look at me! You've already put so much weight on me. Even exerting what little willpower that I still have my body has swelled like a fat filled water balloon. If we go down this path I'll become scarcely more than a shapeless barely mobile pile of lard.