I know you're obsessed with my big butt - but can you handle it in a pair of blue jeans? The way they hug my curves so well, I know you'll be on the ground exactly when I snap my fingers. First I tease you with my perfect ass in my blue jeans, and then I descend on your face -- squatting over you and squashing you into the crotch of my jeans. You can't get away!