You've been desperately waiting for an answer from Me for a while now, haven't you, loser? There is only one thing that may get My attention: tributes. Money, cash, financial gain. It is the only interest that I have in you. I want you to contribute to My lifestyle. Anything else you try... compliments, tweets, promos, emails, even buying My content... it all will hall into the void and be ignored by Me. These would only get you a mere status of a pathetic loser, twatter, poser, timewaster, or fetishist. Don't you want to be more? I want more. I want you to be My human debit card. My loyal serving piggy bank always there to dispense My cash. Your place is in My wallet to be swiped and used when I desire it.