Vonka is the real estate agent showing you (POV) round your dream home. She’s also the clumsiest person you’ve ever met and blunders into one mishap after another, turning the dream viewing into a slapstick nightmare. She greets you at the door, welcomes you in, then turns and walks right into the door. Staggering back and rubbing her head, she plows ahead with her tour. Not looking where she’s walking she stands on a broom handle laying on the floor. The broom flies up and hits Vonka straight in the crotch. Her eyes cross and she she pulls some goofy faces as she clutches her crotch. “Yeouch! Right in the pussy!” she moans, and begins hopping up and down clutching her sore crotch and yelping in pain. After a while she composes herself and continues the tour of the house , although shes now walking gingerly. She invites you to explore the next room, but moves a potted cactus off the table as “no-one wants to see that prickly, ugly thing”, and puts in on a chair out the way. “Go and have a look round” she says with her best winning smile. “I’ll sit here and wait for you.” And she sits down on the chair she just put the cactus on. “YEEOOOWWW!” Vonka yells at the top of her voice as she sits straight on the cactus. She leaps to her feet and hops around, yelping and howling and clutching her butt. Eventually she stops hopping round and decides she has to remove the cactus needles from her ass. She kneels on a chair clutching the back tightly as she looks over her shoulder at the damage to her butt She begins removing the needles, but can’t help yelling and making a fuss each time she pulls one out. She says something like “I can’t believe - YEOW! - that anyone would want that stupid - YEOUCH! ugly cactus in their fucking -YEOWWW! - house. Talk about a health and YEOUCH! - safety risk. Some people are so - YEOWOWOWOW! - careless and now I’ve got cactus needles stuck in my - YEOWWW! - booty.” After removing the needles and rubbing her sore butt, she pouts to the POV and asks if they’ll check that there are no needles still in her ass. She gingerly turns round and bends over, showing off her butt, lowering her pants to allow the POV to check for needles. “Ok, on with the tour,” she says and goes to lead the way, but she hasn’t pulled her pants right up and they trip her, she staggers and sways and sits right back on the cactus again. “YEEOWWWWW!” She yells, even louder than before. She hops to her feet, jumping round rubbing her butt again and yelling. She pouts as she realises she is going to have to remove the needles again. Scene cuts to what is the end of the viewing. Vonka is talking money and trying to close the sale, but right behind her butt is a lit candle, which is starting to burn her buns. She wriggles as the heat gets worse in her seat, and tries to ignore it. But it soon becomes too hot for her - “YEEOOOOWWWCH!” She howls and races round clutching her burning butt. In between yelps, she also says things like “My booty’s on fire” “My biscuits are burning” etc, she also scoots on the floor to try and relieve the burning. Eventually she pulls down her pants, showing her embarrassing panties and sits her butt in the sink to cool down. After some sighing and complaining, she tells the POV to see themselves out. Vonka gingerly hobbles through the house, rubbing her butt and complaining how sore it is. She says she won’t be able to sit down for a long time, but this chair might be soft enough for her poor buns. She doesn’t realise it’s the chair with the cactus yet again. We see her face as she sits down, straight on the cactus again. Her eyes widen and she slaps her hands to her face. “YEEEOOOOWWWW!” She howls and the video fades out. This clip runs 16 minutes long and includes humor, butt pranks, euf, hot pants, practical jokes. *** This story was a CUSTOM commissioned project. Create your own fantasy by filling out the submission form on my CalisCustoms website***