You have just blew me off, skipped all of our appointments disappeared! Now you want to come crawling back, begging for my attention! You failed! Now I am angry and going to make you pay for it, buy shaving you bald, no guard, nothing. Just clean buzzing it all off! Mocking your pathetic large ears, pale scalp! Shave it all off! You were never good enough to be my slave, not man enough to follow through with your commitment to me! So this is what we have to do! Suck it bitch, buzz buzz buzz... the more you cry the funnier it becomes.