You're a hopeless premature ejaculator. All it takes is a few jerks, a few pumps, and you can't stop yourself from bursting. As much as you try to build up endurance and make it last, you inevitably fail. You can't stop yourself from cumming. You just can't resist. Today you're going to show me what a good little premature cummer you are. I won't try to make you last. I'm going to make you cum too fast. Keep your pants on. Keep your underwear on. I want to see you shoot your load in those pants, from only a few little touches, only a few gentle caresses at my direction. It's hilarious how easy it is to make your cock spurt. I can't wait to see you make a big mess in your pants. Make me laugh.