You arrive at my house under the premise that you'll be helping me cook dinner. Little do you know, you ARE dinner. I tell you I want kinky sex, and next thing you know you're tied up nude in a baking pan on my kitchen table. I finally reveal that I plan to cook you. I poke and prod at your body parts as I decide how I'll prepare them. I begin layering slices of muenster cheese and grating a block of cheddar on your body. A friend calls so I answer, describing to her how I'm preparing you and telling her what she can bring for dinner. When I hang up, I see you've developed an erection. This simply won't do because you'll no longer fit into the oven. Using the cheese, I give you a hand job until you cum. The screen cuts to you in the oven as I close the door.