In this world, you just met Me at a yoga class... which you obviously attended just to check out yogi butts. I quickly caught on to you, but I invited you back to My place anyway. I do enjoy a good "ass guy" after all... When W/we get back to My place, I reveal My awareness of your intentions when attending the yoga class. Of course you start talking about the things you want to do to My ass, but I immediately stop you and explain something very important: I'm pretty anal when it comes to butt stuff. If you want to play, you've got to do it My way. you agree to be strapped down to My bed, surrendering full control to Me. I start by removing My shorts and sitting with My sweaty asshole in your face, instructing you to start licking. Any true ass guy would be turned on by this, and you are no exception. Once I feel adequately aroused from having My ass eaten, I tell you what's going to happen next... which is not Me sitting on your little dick like you were hoping for. Even though, as expected, your dick is not much bigger than your tongue that was just all up in My asshole, I still don't want it inside of Me. It's one of the things I'm anal about. I don't let any dicks in My asshole. And I don't let little dicks like yours in any of My holes, actually. I do, however, thoroughly enjoy filling the holes of men like you with one of My larger cocks. I know, it seems scary and humiliating at first, but I think W/we both know you've fantasized about it before. Maybe you tried to push it out of your mind, but today is the day you let that thought consume your mind, as My cock fills your asshole. Luckily for you, I did notice in yoga class that you're pretty good at the plow pose. So I'm just going to untie your feet, bring them up and tie them to your hands. That way, I can fuck you plow-style with My ass facing you. So hot, right!? So hot that W/we're going to cum together. you're going to cum all over your face, and then I'm going to untie you to let you get it all off so you can eat it like a good boy. Is this what you expected when you decided to go check out yogis' butts today?