You see me outside, short shorts and hose on... Pearly white leather keds and you swoop in fast to offer a helping hand. Being the hospitably neighbor I am, I try to pay you for your assistance but you decline. Well, why don't you come in for a beverage? Hmm? Take a break and cool down. Oh, yes, this is where the fun begins. I saw you eyeball fucking my Keds. Those hosed soles walking away from you.  Take a moment, relax. I'm going to thank you for your help, neighbor, but it's gotta be quick; Before your wifey gets home.