Custom Video- No names used-You are my step-son who works at my company.  Your performance has been terrible compared to even new hires.  It's becoming obvious that your getting special treatment so today we need to re-evaluate your position and contract.  As I get my phone and look for an app, I zap you down to a teeny tiny person that officially has the new title of "Executive Wardrobe Assistant".  From this day forward, you will be in charge of my outfits daily.  Keeping track of inventory and what I wear, including undergarments and bikinis!  Which reminds me, tomorrow is the company pool party and I need you to pick out a bathing suit.  You will learn all about each bikini and the pros and cons of each one!!  Welcome to your new role!