You decided to come over and visit your girlfriend, Becky, but fancy that! She's not even home. I know you love her dearly, but your little penchant for my slouch socks is really what keeps you coming back for more and more.  I've noticed my socks missing from the hamper, I planted them there to see if it really was you!  But it's okay our little secret is safe... You and Becky have a bright future together, but I know you NEED that fix that only I can give you.  That rush.  Your just a sucker for my slouch socks, afterall!