I want to hear you say it, I want to hear how much better I am than she is. You know it's true, so just admit it. You can try defending your wife all you want but you know I'm right. You prefer me. I'm younger, hotter, and way more fun than your nag of a wife. So just admit that you'd rather spend your time with me instead. I know that you sneak off to watch me and my clips., that I'm the first thing you pull up when you get a moment alone. I know how much you look forward to watching my videos but spending time with her seems like a chore. I'm everything you want, she isn't.