Crowded mall restroom pee and loud farts

Oh boy! After eating lunch in the food court, I really have to go number two and it isn't pretty! First I pee, then I let loose some really loud and horrendous smelling farts! What's really embarrassing is that the ladies' restroom in the mall is super busy since it's a Saturday afternoon, and a bunch of other women can hear my odd sounding farts and smell the stench! I finish up as quickly as I can, flush the toilet, and get the hell out of there!