*Topless* Babe, I have another one of my sexcapades to confess, and this one is a little more... close to home. You see, I didn't have a one night stand this time. I fucked your best friend. In fact, I like him so much that I think I want HIM to be my boyfriend, too! I mean, you can stick around and serve us, but I want him to be the one everyone knows about. You should be upset, you should be so angry at me for betraying you time and time again... But I know how screwed up you are. You don't hate that I use and cheat on you... you LOVE it.