Every wrinkle and line on my sole is just a measurement of your devotion to me! The closest you'll ever get to me is this virtual world.  Because you are incapable of satisfying me in real life.  Nothing but an increase in my savings account, a pedicure, a vacation, you are MY luxuries.  This is the perfect relationship, I show you my cute little toes and you show me your money.  I scrunch my soles, and you show me MORE money! You buy my worn shoes, you huff my sweaty socks and you send me EVEN MORE money!  My Goddess feet are perfection, and they own you, your wallet, and your mind. You won't regret it, I promise.