Hiya, preacher. I thought I'd go unnoticed in the back pew, but you've definitely seen Me, huh? Spewing bs about how women are inferior while licking your lips thinking about Me and being a pervert on the internet. You're not godly at all, you're a weak sinful man. And let's not forget what you do with all of that money your flock pays to the "church." You're such a fraud! Building your fortune on the backs of hard working people.... Well, preacher, you and I aren't that different after all. You see, My life is completely funded by losers like, well, YOU. And I want you to become a part of My life because it's such easy money what you do. You're to give Me ALL of the money in the offering plate every Sunday. And if you don't... you'll be outed to your congregation for being the bitch that you are. I'll tell them about the lies, where their money goes, and spill the tea on all of your disgusting perversions. You'll never be able to show your face again and your religious ruse will be forever uncovered.