Pussy Free Loser: Dating Experience

It must be so sad for you that you’ll never get to date someone who looks as hot as me. So I thought I’d be nice to you. I’m going to let you experience what it would be like if you were ever to be lucky enough to have a date with me. All you have to do, is everything I tell you to. Come on loser boy, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to experience this. It could end up in a happy relationship… or much more likely, an embarrassing evening that has you jerking off over it for months to come.