Well I'm only wearing red panties, thongs actually lol. I'm tired of having a mushroom head so it's time to shave my head. I smoke a cigar while I shave my head with a 3 blade and hand cut my bangs almost as short. I absolutely love it! Then I smoke a cigarette while I describe how my newly shaved head feels. The amount of hair that I shaved was insane! Who knew it was that long!