It was the night after Christmas, and all through the house, nothing was unsettled, except CAMILLE BLACK. CAMILLE lie in bed, crying, wondering why, Santa missed her, without the hitachi she wanted, she will cry. Just then, but who should arrive, a cute little elf, that CAMILLE doesn't know, has a demented side. Elf, ROXIE RAE, tells CAMILLE exactly why SANTA skipped her house on Christmas day. Hoping for a present, CAMILLE does what ELF ROXIE says, but CAMILLE only ends up with her PANTIES to her head. The WEDGIE ELF ROXIE didn't save the day, she only gave WEDGIES almost ripping CAMILLE'S PANTIES away. CAMILLE screamed, from the WEDGIES she got, but elf ROXIE didn't stop. Elf ROXIE started to SING and with her songs more WEDGIES, she did bring. When Elf ROXIE visits your room you know that you are going to be in holiday WEDGIE doom. (Read to the Tone of "The Night Before Christmas")