My husband Steven is a stay at home husband. He's supposed to care for the house and get the chores done while I'm at work. Lately, he hasn't been doing much around the house. For instance, he was supposed to cook dinner this evening and he didn't. He said he thought it'd be easier to go out to dinner and I'm sure it would, for him. I'm tired after a long day at work and was looking forward to a nice, quiet evening in.  When I ask him what he's done with his day, after some prodding, he tells me he went to play golf with some friends. Now, I don't mind if he plays golf when he's finished doing the things he needs to do around the house but he wasn't and I am not a happy wife. I tell Steven to go into the kitchen and bring me the wooden spoon he should have cooked dinner with. When he returns, I unbutton his pants, lower them and his underwear and tell him to get across my lap.  He seems to have an attitude and is telling me he had a tee time, which is just making me more and more angry! I spank him with my hand and alternate between that and the wooden spoon. It just doesn't seem effective so I tell him to go into the kitchen and bring me a better spoon. I have him stand with his hands on the wall and I spank him with the spoon until he's good and welted. That made me feel a little better but I think he deserves more, so I finish him off with my wooden paddle.